spicyshimmy:

hawke’s extremely successful 100% guaranteed-to-work method for keeping it secret that you’re a mage in thedas by doing this whenever you see a templar

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(Reblogged from spicyobsession)

yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

(Reblogged from estic)
  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws
(Reblogged from commanderbishoujo)

katworunyagisa:

Person: “I’m just gonna play devil’s advocate here and—”

Satan: “Whoa whoa hey I didn’t agree to this I don’t even know you.”

(Reblogged from aquaticspacepussy)

thefirstandonlyeruanne:

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

Get some Ukrainian fruit wine, it’s only $5 a bottle and it actually does taste like juice. image

omg i fucking love that brand of wine, especially the black currant kind. $5 and actually awesome

(Reblogged from thefirstandonlyeruanne)
(Reblogged from filantestar)
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

(Reblogged from wildbynature)

flash-thunder:

Women make up 45% of the gaming community and 4% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest games of the year.

"Yes, but that’s still a minority! If more women played video games, there would be more reason to have female protagonists!"

Men make up 35% of the cinema audience and 84% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest movies of the year.

(Reblogged from finnglas)
(Reblogged from godslonelywoman)
The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.
Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via kate-hawkingbird-bishop)
(Reblogged from tullytubby)