I decided that Kaidan Alenko can go fuck himself because I will NOT do it for him.
And you’re like
And Shepard’s just like
But inside you’re like
And we’re at the part where Howard’s dad comes up to talk serious business with him because Howard (played by Kevin Kline) just came out at what was supposed to be his wedding. And Kristin starts commenting on his carpet of a chest. Like seriously, it’s just like wisps of white cotton candy trying to escape from under his shirt and slowly advancing on his neck. Like it wants to eat his face. And Kristin is just like “IT’S THE TAINT.” Because I started playing through Dragon Age 2 with her yesterday. ONE DAY, and she’s already making DA2 jokes like a pro. This is why I love this girl.